Mine is:
The Monster who Came to Bikini Bottom is one of my least favorite episodes of ALL TIME.
Mainly because NOTHING FREAKING HAPPENS.
The first act is just Patrick and Rrarg standing around in one spot, the second is the two screwing around Conch Street, and the third act is also just nothing.
I swear, the only thing of note that happens is Rrarg destroying Conch Street’s houses. The rest of the episode is poorly, cheaply made crap.
Once the titular Monster actually comes to Bikini Bottom, the only thing it does is READ MAGAZINES. THAT’S IT. And the scenes only lasts like 30 seconds. No burning buildings, no terrified townspeople.
This might be one of the LAZIEST pieces of SpongeBob media I have EVER seen.
I also like to see this as really similar to Big Sister Sam.
Both have a friend of Patrick’s going to Conch Street, standing in one spot for most of the episode, breaking a few houses, talking in basically gibberish, you get the deal. But at least Big Sister Sam has some jokes I like. This episode has nothing.
I’d even go as far to say that it’s worse than episodes like One Coarse Meal or Yours Mine and Mine.
At least THINGS HAPPEN in those episodes.
ONE out of ten. What a horrible start to the Legends of Bikini Botttom series,
