Procrastination

There are so many spongebob morals!

"Ripped Pants": Be true to yourself. SpongeBob learns this the hard way when he rips his pants in a failed attempt to get laughs and ends up alienating his friends. He realizes that trying too hard to be someone you're not to gain popularity will cost you your real friends.

"Pizza Delivery": Don't let anything stop you from helping a friend in need. During a frustrating journey, Squidward learns to appreciate SpongeBob's relentless optimism and determination to deliver the customer's pizza—a lesson Squidward takes to heart when the customer acts rudely.

"F.U.N.": Be open to new friendships. SpongeBob teaches Plankton the meaning of "fun," showing that even bitter enemies can connect over shared, joyful experiences.

"The Camping Episode": There is a time and a place for certain behaviors. SpongeBob and Patrick's annoyances are justified in Squidward's eyes when a giant sea bear attacks him because he performed actions that attract them. The episode is a classic example of learning from experienced advice.

"Procrastination": Don't put off what you can do today. SpongeBob has an essay to write for boating school but finds every possible distraction to avoid doing it, nearly failing the assignment as a result.

"Idiot Box": Imagination is a powerful tool. SpongeBob and Patrick show Squidward that you don't need expensive toys to have fun; sometimes all you need is a cardboard box and a little creativity.

"Frankendoodle": Our creations can get out of control. SpongeBob and Patrick discover that their creativity can sometimes take on a life of its own and must be contained.

"The Fry Cook Games": Friendship is more important than competition. SpongeBob and Patrick go head-to-head in a competition, only to remember that their bond as friends is what truly matters.

"Mid-Life Crustacean": Don't be afraid of getting older. Mr. Krabs tries to relive his youth to escape the anxieties of aging but learns that accepting and embracing your age is a better path

"The Secret Box": Respect your friends' privacy: SpongeBob becomes consumed with finding out what is in Patrick's box. Despite Patrick telling him the contents are a secret, SpongeBob repeatedly attempts to trick or coerce him into revealing it.

"Can You Spare a Dime?": A friend will stand by you, even when you're taking advantage of them: The episode shows Squidward freeloading off SpongeBob and refusing to go back to work. SpongeBob finally puts his foot down and forces Squidward to take responsibility, demonstrating that healthy friendships also require boundaries.

"Rock-a-Bye Bivalve": Parenting is a shared responsibility, and it takes hard work: When SpongeBob and Patrick become parents to a scallop, Patrick shirks his duties. The conflict shows the difficulties of unbalanced partnerships, whether for raising a child, managing a home, or completing a group project.

"Squirrel Jokes": True friends don't make hurtful jokes at your expense: SpongeBob learns this after making jokes about squirrels during a comedy routine. When Sandy confronts him about the hurtful nature of the jokes, he realizes that his humor shouldn't come at the cost of his friends' feelings.

Lessons on personal growth

"Help Wanted": Persistence and belief in oneself are important for achieving dreams: Despite being told he's not ready to be a fry cook, SpongeBob's optimism and determination lead him to get a job at the Krusty Krab. The episode shows that with self-belief, goals can be achieved.

"I Was a Teenage Gary": Pets require attention and care: In this cautionary tale, SpongeBob forgets to feed Gary, causing the snail to turn into a monster. The episode serves as a reminder that taking responsibility for a pet's well-being is crucial.

"The Bubble Stand": Finding happiness can come from simple pleasures and equipment is not needed to have fun: In this episode, SpongeBob shows that a simple bubble can provide entertainment and be a form of art. The episode reminds viewers that you can find happiness in simple pleasures.

"MuscleBob BuffPants": Appearances can be deceiving: After buying fake inflatable muscles, SpongeBob learns that honesty with oneself and others is more important than a phony appearance.

Lessons on social skills

"Chocolate with Nuts": Do not judge by appearances: The episode, in which SpongeBob and Patrick try to sell chocolate bars, has an array of colorful characters. It's a hilarious story that teaches the lesson of having an open mind and not stereotyping people.

"Wet Painters": Owning mistakes is the first step to making things right: When SpongeBob and Patrick accidentally splatter paint on Mr. Krabs' prized first dollar, they spend the whole episode trying to hide their mistake. The story teaches that confessing to a mistake and trying to fix it is the honorable path.

"Hooky": Don't let peer pressure force you into danger: When SpongeBob gets caught up in Patrick's reckless plan to play with the forbidden and dangerous fishing hooks, he has to find the courage to confess his actions to Mr. Krabs.

"Bubble Buddy": Show compassion for others' eccentricities. In this episode, SpongeBob creates a "friend" made of a bubble, and everyone else finds it ridiculous. The moral is about extending kindness and respect to others, even if their interests are unusual or different.

"Survival of the Idiots": Take responsibility for your actions. After SpongeBob and Patrick break into Sandy's dome while she's hibernating, they realize the consequences of their reckless behavior. The episode delivers a message about respecting boundaries and accepting responsibility for the damage you cause.

"Artist Unknown": Don't let criticism extinguish your passion. After Squidward's dismissive comments destroy his confidence, SpongeBob stops painting. Only after a famous artist sees SpongeBob's discarded works does he realize that his unique, creative expression is valuable regardless of what anyone else thinks.

"I Had an Accident": Don't let fear dictate your life. After a terrible accident, SpongeBob becomes fearful of leaving his home. The episode shows that caution is good, but fear should not control your life.

"Wormy": Overcome fear with knowledge. When Sandy's caterpillar transforms into a beautiful but frightening butterfly, everyone in Bikini Bottom panics. Sandy's explanation is ignored, showing how unfounded fear can spread when people refuse to listen to reason. The moral is about trusting knowledgeable people and not giving in to hysteria.

"Sailor Mouth": Cursing can hurt others, even unintentionally. SpongeBob and Patrick discover that swearing is a hurtful act that can offend others, including those you love most, like Mr. Krabs's mother. The episode shows that the consequences of thoughtless actions are more important than how funny you find them.

"Nasty Patty": Don't overreact or jump to conclusions. When SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs think they've accidentally killed a health inspector, their panicked attempts to cover it up lead to a series of escalating blunders. The episode is a cautionary tale about how a small mistake can snowball if not handled calmly and honestly.

"Krab Borg": Don't let paranoia get the best of you. Mr. Krabs becomes convinced that SpongeBob has been replaced by a robot and subjects him to harsh treatment. He eventually learns that trusting your friends is better than succumbing to irrational fears.

"The Sponge Who Could Fly": Follow your dreams, even if people mock you. In this special, SpongeBob's desire to fly with the jellyfish is ridiculed by most of Bikini Bottom. However, his perseverance and belief in himself lead him to achieve his goal. The episode encourages viewers to embrace their unique aspirations.

"New Student Starfish": Don't let jealousy ruin your friendships. When Patrick feels overshadowed by SpongeBob in boating school, he starts acting out in class and tries to sabotage SpongeBob. The episode is a good reminder that jealousy can damage a friendship and that it's important to be happy for your friends' successes.

"Just One Bite": Giving new things a chance might surprise you. Squidward is famously opposed to Krabby Patties, but when he secretly tries just one bite, he becomes uncontrollably obsessed. The episode teaches that you shouldn't avoid doing something until you've tried it, because you might just love it.

"Jellyfish Hunter": The dangers of greed and exploitation. In this episode, Mr. Krabs profits from SpongeBob's innocent love of jellyfishing by overworking him and selling a popular jelly product. This leads to the overexploitation of nature and SpongeBob's disillusionment. The moral is that valuing profit over passion can lead to negative consequences and the loss of something beautiful.

"Squidville": Be careful what you wish for. Squidward's disdain for SpongeBob and Patrick's annoyances leads him to move to a town populated entirely by other Squidwards. He soon discovers that living among people exactly like himself is just as boring and monotonous as his old life, teaching him to be grateful for the people in his life, even their flaws.

"Band Geeks": Perseverance and teamwork can lead to success. Squidward dreams of outdoing his rival, Squilliam Fancyson, and recruits the residents of Bikini Bottom to form a band. Despite their complete lack of musical talent, the band members come together and deliver a phenomenal performance. The moral is that hard work and cooperation can achieve great things, even when the odds are stacked against you.

"Fools in April": Don't let a prank go too far. Squidward's prank on April Fools' Day is increasingly cruel, causing him to alienate and hurt Spongebob. The episode teaches that jokes are only fun when everyone is in on them and that it's important to apologize for causing someone pain.

"Walking Small": Stand up for yourself against bullies. Plankton attempts to use SpongeBob to clear the beach for the opening of the Chum Bucket. SpongeBob, unable to say no, eventually finds his "nasty side" to stand up to Plankton. The moral is that being kind doesn't mean being a doormat; it's okay to assert yourself and set boundaries.

"The Abrasive Side": It's okay to say no sometimes. When SpongeBob gets a magically abrasive new side, he becomes a rudely assertive version of himself who learns that there's a balance to be struck between being overly agreeable and being selfish. The episode teaches that while kindness is important, you can still say no to protect your own needs in a nice way.

"Life of Crime": Don't borrow without asking. SpongeBob and Patrick, believing they have stolen a balloon, are wracked with guilt. The episode teaches that taking something without permission, even accidentally, is wrong.

"The Great Snail Race": Don't push your friends beyond their limits. In this parody of the Indianapolis 500, SpongeBob becomes obsessed with winning the race with Gary. He pushes his pet to the point of exhaustion and distress, ignoring Gary's clear misery. The episode serves as a cautionary tale against being so focused on your own goals that you disregard the well-being of others.

"Squid's Day Off": Trust your coworkers and take breaks. Squidward takes a day off and leaves SpongeBob in charge, but is so consumed by paranoia that he can't relax. The episode is a lesson about trusting others and how micromanaging can prevent you from enjoying your own time off.

"The Bully": Don't give into bullies and learn to stand up for yourself. SpongeBob is tormented by a new student at boating school. Mrs. Puff, mistakenly thinking SpongeBob is the bully, encourages him to confront the student, but this only escalates things. Eventually, SpongeBob manages to stand up to the bully, showing that while confronting a bully is hard, it's important to find courage and assert yourself.

"Where's Gary?": Take care of your pets or they may leave. After SpongeBob forgets to feed Gary for an extended period, the snail runs away in search of food. This episode serves as a reminder of the responsibility of pet ownership.

"The Suds": Find someone who can really help you when you need it.

After SpongeBob catches "the suds," he gets questionable advice from Patrick that puts him at risk. The episode teaches that it's important to seek proper medical attention from a real doctor, and not to rely on someone who isn't one.

"The Krabby Kronicle": Spreading misinformation is harmful. In this episode, Mr. Krabs has SpongeBob write scandalous and false headlines for a newspaper to boost sales. The chaos that follows proves that sensationalism and fabricated stories for profit cause more harm than good.

"Krabby Land": Deceiving people for money is wrong. To make money off of children, Mr. Krabs creates a shoddy, dangerous theme park. He and SpongeBob lie to the children, and Krabs is eventually punished by the parents. The moral is that honesty and integrity are more important than profit.

"Fear of a Krabby Patty": Overwork is unhealthy and causes anxiety. Plankton opens the Chum Bucket 24/7, forcing Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob to work constantly to compete. This gives SpongeBob an irrational fear of Krabby Patties, which symbolizes the mental toll of overworking.

"Hello Bikini Bottom!": Small actions can have a big impact. SpongeBob and Squidward are hired to perform at a music festival. After a series of setbacks, they end up playing their music for just one old man, but his enjoyment makes the experience worthwhile. The moral is that you don't need to please a crowd to find value in what you do.

"Overbooked": Don't spread yourself too thin. SpongeBob tries to please all his friends by juggling too many events on the same day, ultimately failing to satisfy anyone. The episode shows that saying no is sometimes necessary to avoid disappointing everyone.

"Valentine's Day": Appreciate the thought and effort put into a gift, not the size or flashiness of it. Despite the chaos, Patrick is touched by SpongeBob's efforts to get him the chocolate balloon, recognizing the care behind the gift. He says, "Aww, SpongeBob, you didn't have to get me anything". This confirms that the act of friendship was more important than the gift.

Who likes Hello Blues? And who likes season 3? Here's something you might have known:

So Hello Blues and Gator play in almost every season, all but one. For Hello Blues, in Procrastination, the track played in that episode, and in Fear of a Krabby Patty, the track played in that episode. For Gator, in I'm With Stupid, the episode played that track, and in The Lost Mattress, the track played in that episode. Now you might be asking, what does this have to do with their usage in season 3? Well, Nicolas Carr, the music editor, was too lazy to put this track and Gator, as he didn't include them in season 3 at all!

SpongeBob write an 800-word essay....

....and Patrick's parents came to visit.

Soon.

It's where I make Objectified, my object show, which has... 9 frames so far... Procrastination irl.

Okay, Mr. Es-say, I say...

prepare to be written!

I'm doing it! I'm doing it!

Yeah... yeah... yeah!

And some of these, and some of these...

Almost there and...

done.

Now lets see how it looks so far.

Break time! Pacing always helps me think.

Are seasons 11, 12 and 13 good seasons?

Aka, they look less washed out and Procrastination has deleted scenes restored. The deleted scenes were pretty funny, especially SpongeBob stretching his eyebrows and nose go "Hup-hoo, Hup-hoo...". Makes me wish the scene were never cut in the first place. Now I want them to unban the Just One Bite scene and Mid-life Crustacean, but like that's ever gonna happen :(. The episodes also feel more lively without being covered in dust. They felt like a chore to watch with the brown shader due to the quality compared to the rest of the series. I recorded the episodes when they were on at 4 AM on Nicktoons.