National No SpongeBob Day

Gone is a pretty infamous episode, especially since people don't like that Patrick specifically left SpongeBob despite being his best friend. What if there was an alternate version of this episode where Patrick wasn't in on the whole 'No SpongeBob Day". Heck, let's make it "No SpongeBob and Patrick Day". When SpongeBob wakes up, Patrick is the only one he can find and they assume it's the apocalypse and they're the only survivors. Then they both pretend to be everyone that vanished. The part where SpongeBob gets a boat and goes crazy could instead be replaced by the two of them going to Glove World!, Goofy Goober's, and Goo Lagoon with no one else there. The loneliness then makes them start fighting and they almost kill each other before everyone returns like they do in the actual episode and they stop fighting. Then as a bonus, everyone celebrates "No Squidward Day", because no one liked being with Squidward during "No SpongeBob and Patrick Day".

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HI! I'M ZACHARY! TODAY WAS TOTAL DESPAIR! WHEN I FEEL DESPAIR, I JUMP INTO THE AIR AND SCREAM! JUMP AND SCREAM WITH ME!

Remember all the nice and thoughtful things spongebob did for just about everyone in Bikini Bottom, for instance make the krabby Patties for everyone. Because Mr. Krabs and Squidward definitely can't do it?

Well guess how they show appreciation, by making a "holiday" dedicated ditching spongebob, because apparently he is so "annoying"

Even Patrick participated in it, EVEN THOUGH SPONGEBOB MADE HIM A HOT AIR BALLOON OUT OF CHOCOLATE FOR VALENTINE'S DAY!!

And then Mr. Krabs tries to pass it off as an "honor" to spongebob to try to cheer him up. Wait no, I meant, to keep him from crying because that's another thing about him that's "annoying"

Let's be honest, Bikini Bottom wouldn't last one day without spongebob