National No Patrick Day

Gone is a pretty infamous episode, especially since people don't like that Patrick specifically left SpongeBob despite being his best friend. What if there was an alternate version of this episode where Patrick wasn't in on the whole 'No SpongeBob Day". Heck, let's make it "No SpongeBob and Patrick Day". When SpongeBob wakes up, Patrick is the only one he can find and they assume it's the apocalypse and they're the only survivors. Then they both pretend to be everyone that vanished. The part where SpongeBob gets a boat and goes crazy could instead be replaced by the two of them going to Glove World!, Goofy Goober's, and Goo Lagoon with no one else there. The loneliness then makes them start fighting and they almost kill each other before everyone returns like they do in the actual episode and they stop fighting. Then as a bonus, everyone celebrates "No Squidward Day", because no one liked being with Squidward during "No SpongeBob and Patrick Day".

Today is National No Patrick Day, you know what that means right? That means we get to bully Season 6 - 8 Patrick (aka Jerkish Patrick), time to get out the dodgeballs for his devious actions during that era!:

Help us celebrate by cropping Patrick out of every picture you post that has Patrick in it from now until midnight!