Narlene

Still, no toes and no kneecaps.

Yeah this is sure an episode that exists

We're close to 2025 ending

and

I'm actually happy that we're almost done with this horrible year

So if I yap about stuff or get off topic

That's why but can you really blame me

Hog Huntin' is so boring that it actually made me fall asleep when this was leaked on Apple TV

And I was Hunting for fame than whatever this episode had to offer

no joke

Probably the biggest middest episode of Season 16

I don't even feel like asking where's Sandy in a Western episode

Because Sandy and Old Man Jenkins would've had a great character dynamic

but it's just Old Man Jenkins trying to kill SpongeBob and Patrick

so

UGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

but I just thankful Narlene isn't here

The things that made my ears perk up while watching this

Patrick farting (for some reason using the reverb fart in promo)

My comment on Patrick farting being on Twitter

“Super serious SpongeBob”

“We take SpongeBob very seriously”

And how is this probably the first original track from The Patrick Star Show

Caveman Jenkins Pre Jingle

What

SpongeBob music is peak

Even the original tracks

Except Bikini Bottom Police and The Grill is Not a Home

But wow this literally feels like

Just an another paycheck episode for the writers

(no offense)

And since I'm on ESB

Making reviews on Episodes I like hate or neutral too or talk about Show's I love or hate and play the games here

These types of episodes to review are my least favorite thing on this wiki

Sorry

4/10

Just bad but there's worse episodes than this.

You have not honored propane.

I don't care what anyway says about Narlene! I like Narlene.

Please note, cetaceans have no toes, Pearl is a notable example.

You've seen my Narlene redesigns, but I've now redesigned Nobby too!!

Since you all seemed to like the redesign from my previous post about this, I decided I'd drop some cool lore about these redesigns too!!

(I'll upload the photos after, to prevent image glitches)

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Narlene Wayle

A narwhal woman from somewhere in the oceanic countryside. She runs her family business, Wayle's Farm, where they grow sea anemones and other aquatic plants. She enjoys climbing coral trees, which often gets her scrapes and bruises in need of bandages.

Nobby Wayle

Narlene's Narwhal younger brother, who also lives in the oceanic countryside. He has a pet donkeyfish and is non-verbal (he knows BBSL, Bikini Bottomic Sign Language). He is also really good at lifting heavy things at the farm like crates or barrels.

The Nearwals

The Nearwals are a rival farming family who often tries to sabotage or take advantage of the Wayles, or similarly to the "Something Narwhal This Way Comes" episode, tries to con Spongebob into letting them stay at his house, posing as Narlene's kin.

How would you all do it?

I'd take away the whole strange "feet" thing, obviously, but I feel like the two could be redesigned in further ways.

Maybe instead of the "hillbilly" stereotype (since the Spongebob series already has the Plankton family and the Legends of Bikini Bottom anglerfishes for that very common Nickelodeon trope), maybe she is just from a oceanic countryside?

Forgive my MS Paint skills, I'm no artist! But here's something I was kind of imagining for her redesign! Thoughts?

I'd love to see how you all would go about redesigning these characters! 🫧🍍

EDIT:

Another example!!

It is a spray that removes Narlene from a episode, it works perfectly! Also, it’s $9,00.

(Krubby Slob)

When a new restaurant opens right behind the Krusty Krab, it steals all of Mr. Krabs's customers, Now SpongeBob, Squidward, Mr. Krabs & Patrick must do everything to bring the customers back, The restaurant belongs to Narlene's Mother

(A New Pet)

Mr. Krabs' houseworm Mr. Doodles dies and so Mr. Krabs gets a new pet, But the new pet has special transformer abilities

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