17 Votes in Poll
Well, if you thought that they never tell you it, they actually do....three times!
Examples:
Plankton: When it shows the close-up image of a Krabby Patty, you hear SpongeBob list all of the ingredients.
Pickles: When SpongeBob tell Mr. Krabs that he doesn't know how to make a Krabby Patty, he actually makes the Krabby Patty in front of him while listing all the ingredients in order. At the beginning, before he forgets the recipe, he makes the Krabby Patty while explaining the recipe.
SpongeBob's Place: It reveals the secret ingredient is "love," as evidenced by the burgers tasting bad when made by Mr. Krabs but delicious when made by SpongeBob.
This theory has probably been already done before but I’ve been taking the time to think about this theory for about a week or so, don’t worry, I’ll keep this sweet, simple, and straight to the point.
The Krabby Patty Secret Formula, Planktons needs it to be successful, SpongeBob needs it to remember (even though he’s made krabby patties more times than I can count, I digress), and it’s one of the things that makes the KP, the KP
Without the krabby patty secret formula, Bikini Bottom goes into a frenzy, their entire ecosystem destroyed and all senses of sanity and logic goes out the window (as seen in TSBM2) but you already know that, you probably also know all the OTHER theory’s about what the secret formula is…
Theres a pinch of Poseidon powder, a little bit of love, a crustacean itself?! (guys, the Krabby Patty is named after Mr Krabs…you do know that right?) MSG, or it could just be nothing some people say…
These theories have little to no facts to back them up (btw: when Mr Krabs said “so that’s what I taste like” in mid life crustacean he was referring to the state of the. KP IN QUESTION) and I’m pretty sure the multiple times SpongeBob was saying he puts love into the krabby patty was more sentimental and not literal but that’s beside the point…
Point being, little to no people ACTUALLY know the KP recipe, well technically…Stephen Hillenburg and Vincent Waller (I think) said the krabby patty was made out of no animal products whatsoever…so it’s a vegan burger then…there we go! Mystery solved!…right…? WRONG!
Sure…we could all believe that perhaps things like vegan ice cream…vegan chocolate… or heck even a wild and weird smoothie where Neptune knows what’s in that thing…but a Krabby Patty?? With Vegan meat…REALLY?!
go ahead and imagine (if you want)…your in bikini bottom…your sitting down in the Krusty Krab…your about to take your very first bite of a KP, excited to taste what all the hype is about….but instead of a mouth watering incredibly amazing bite of pure joy…your met with a tongue, shivering, slightly above mediocre bite of pure plant…
So basically what I’m trying to say is…IT CANNOT POSSIBLY BE THAT GOOD! sorry vegans! But this is a bold and big KP we’re talking about, not some little baby pipsqueak (not saying your babies, I just mean in scope), And I get it, some vegan foods taste just like the real thing! You can hardly tell the difference! But guys…come on everyone…
Do you really think Mr Krabs…Mr Eugene Harold Krabs… would actually spend big bucks on genuine vegan meat for his customers, he could care less about the customers…JUST THEIR MONEY! If this was even slightly true, Mr Krabs would probably get the worst of the worst vegan meat…so sadly No. I do not, will not, and probably will never not think the KP are actually made of vegan meat
WHICH FINALLY BRINGS ME TO MY THEORY, do you guys know what perhaps the…ahem…
This little sauce here…I don’t blame you if you don’t…it’s only appears in 2 or so episodes and isn’t that important…but perhaps it’s more important than we think…in the season 3 episode “As Seen on TV” during the Krusty Krab commercial, Mr Krabs is saying the recipe to the KP and he mentions “secret Krabby Patty Sauce” and then a random scene in not normal has a cameo of it…it’s weird
But anyways…perhaps this is the sauce that makes the krabby patty taste so good…and if we follow that whole vegan burger info we got from the creator, then perhaps…this is the TRUE secret formula…at least in my book
I know what your gonna say…”But in Pickles SpongeBob made the Krabby Patty and listed ALL the ingredients doing so while making the Crying Johnny” well for starters…maybe he just forgot to put the sauce…I mean he went crazy figuring out why he “forgot the pickles” so this theory isn’t without merit
TLDR: The Krabby Patties Secret Recipe that makes it taste so good…is none other than…the
Because it’s way more delicious than vegan meat…(sorry vegans) way less barbaric and cannibalistic than actual CRAB MEAT (…where’s the logic?!) and way less corny and lame than “a LiTtLe BiT oF lOvE” that’s my theory! hope you liked it!
-TLDR ENDS HERE-
If you don’t like my theory, that’s okay, I would like you to at least respect my opinion and I’ll respect yours…please be kind and respectful and if you don’t have anything nice to say in the comments, don’t say it at all (I know that’s a bit hypocritical by being a bit corny…BUT MY POINT STILL STANDS)
I hope you’ve enjoyed my little theory! And it turns out it wasn’t so sweet, simple, and straight to the point after all! Oh well! Maybe next time! I’ve probably been rambling on and on for a while and your probably not even reading this but I’m probably gonna make another one soon!
Goodbye!!!!! Have a wonderful, amazing, and incredible rest of your morning/afternoon/night!!!
See ya later!
-Warm Regards, Spongebobsuperfunfan :)
P.S: MR KRABS IS NOT THE ONLY CRAB IN BIKINI BOTTOM LIKE SERIOUSLY HAVE ANY OF YOU THEORISTS ACTUALLY DO ANY RESEARCH UNLIKE ME?! LIKE COME ON!
WAS THAT SO HARD?! THERE ARE PLENTY OF CRABS IN THIS EPISODE!
-anyway see you laterrrr byeeeeeee :)
22 Votes in Poll
22 Votes in Poll
Also last time you did it with the Krabby Patty meal
It was the worst year for SpongeBob that I had to make that list
And put it in things I don't I wanna see in 2025
Ugh August-This Year was not a fun experience
(Don't even think about saying "bUT SponGEBoB wIlL NeVEr EvEr eND!1!1")
Mr. Krabs new invention: Firework Patties. They're a bit dangerous though.
I printed a somehow accurate copy of the secret formula using plankton's printer (dont tell him about this and that i used his printer)
When it said chum it meant red algea or smth
Yes theres no meat the creators confirmed it
(also credits to Food theorists for the information)
21 Votes in Poll
https://www.nickalive.net/2024/12/spongebob-to-dive-beneath-bun-in-new.html?m=1
I found this off NickALive so this special might probably reveal what is the secret recipe of the Krabby Patty! I also heard from the Article, It might be a follow up to that Krusty Krab Training Video episode but we're not sure
You know how it goes, just no filling this up with 90s songs
100. Disco Lounge - Kevin McLeod
99. Mob Ties - Glorb
98. Boy With Luv - BTS
97. Surfin' Bird - The Trashmen
96. Disturbia - Rihanna
95. Kill Bill - SZA
94. Total Eclipse of the Heart - Bonnie Tyler
93. Anaconda - Nicki Minaj
92. ---- Addicts - Lil ----
91. Earth - Lil -----
90. In Heaven There is No Beer - Rolling Tunes
89. Part of Me - Katy Perry
88. What About Love - Austin Malone
87. Straight Up - Paula Abdul
86. Out of Touch - Daryl Hall & John Oates
85. Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice
84. Khuda Bhi Aasman - Khruangbin
83. Chacarron - El Chombo
82. Cold Heart - Elton John and Dua Lipa
81. We Are Number One - LazyTown
80. Fame - Irene Cara
79. Flashdance… What a Feeling - Irene Cara
78. SMILER - Item Asylum
77. Holding for a Hero - Jennifer Saunders
76. Under Our Spell - Dazzling
75. Face Off - The Rock
74. Perry the Platypus Theme - Phineas & Ferb
73. Pon Pon Pon - Kyary Pamyu Pamyu
72. Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley
71. Finally Found - Mike Malagies
70. Satellite - Starset
69. UP! - Connor Price & Forrest Frank
68. Material Girl - Madonna
67. Into the Groove - Madonna
66. Holiday - Madonna
65. Hungry Eyes - Eric Carmen
64. Breakin’… There’s No Stopping Us - Ollie & Jerry
63. Blue Limousine - Apollonia 6
62. The Reflex - Duran Duran
61. Photograph - Def Leppard
60. Sweet Victory - David Glen Eisley and Bob Kulick
59. Blue Limousine - Apollonia 6
58. We Run - Strange Advance
57. Electric Boogaloo - Ollie & Jerry
56. Showdown - Ollie & Jerry
55. Lolipop - Lil Wayne
54. Who the Batman - Patrick Stump
53. Move Your Body - Sunlight Shakers
52. Say You Wanna Go - OKPOP
51. Finally Found - Mike Malagies
50. Centuries - Fall Out Boy
49. Popular Monster - Falling in Reverse
48. Argentinean Anthem
47. The Disney Afternoon Theme - Disney
46. I Write Sins Not Tragedies - Panic! at the Disco
45. High Hopes - Panic! at the Disco
44. Gangnam Style - PSY
43. Gorgeous - Taylor Swift
42. TURN DOWN FOR WHAT - Lil Jon
41. Familiar - Liam Payne
40. Boyfriend - Justin Bieber
39. Despacito - Luis Fonsi
38. Beginner - AKB48
37. Ain't Easy Being Freaky! - Tamir
36. Running Up That Hill (A Deal With God) - Kate Bush
35. Always - Atlantic Starr
34. Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go - George Michael and Wham!
33. Careless Whisper - George Michael and Wham!
32. Freedom - George Michael and Wham!
31. Everything She Wants - George Michael and Wham!
30. Blue (Da Ba Dee) - Eiffel 65
29. Stayin‘ Alive - Bee Gees
28. Karma Chameleon - Culture Club
27. Little Red Corvette - Prince
26. I Would Die 4 U - Prince
25. When Doves Cry - Prince
24. Holding Out For a Hero - Bonnie Tyler
23. Dancing in the Sheets - Shalamar
22. Almost Paradise - Mike Reno and Ann Wilson
21. ----- I’m Madonna - Madonna
20. Danger Zone - Kenny Loggins
19. Call Me Maybe - Carly Rae Jepsen
18. Baby - Justin Bieber
17. As it Was - Harry Styles
16. Pink Vemon - Blackpink
15. Hell is Forever - Alex Brightman
14. See You Again - Tyler the Creator
13. Not Like Us - Kendrick Lamar
12. Bring Me to Life - Evanescence
11. DNA - BTS
10. I Got You - Bebe Rexha
9. Monster - Skillet
8. GIMME Chocolate - Baby Metal
7. Captain Underpants Theme - Weird Al
6. The Bottom 2 - Glorb
5. Thank U Next - Ariana Grande
4. Fake Love - BTS
3. Million Dollar Baby - Ava Max
2. Geometry Dash Menu Theme - Geometry Dash
1. Thick of It - KSI