Patrick, Patrick, Patrick
That's the name you should know
Patrick, Patrick, Patrick
He's the star of the show!
He's more than you think,
He's got maximum pink,
Patrick, Patrick, Patrick's the one!
He comes right back at ya!
He comes right back at ya!
Give it all that you've got,
Take your very best shot
He'll send it right back at ya for sure! Yeah!
(Plankton: How can I help you, Granny Tentacles?
Granny Tentacles: I need a chum monster to clobber that there Patrick!
Plankton: That's what we do best at C.B.E.!
Squidward Tentacles: You'd better get it with a money-back guarantee!)
Patrick, Patrick, Patrick
Saving the day!
Patrick, Patrick, Patrick
He's here to stay!
Don't be fooled by his size
You won't believe your eyes
Patrick, (Patrick!)
Patrick, (Patrick!)
Patrick, (Patrick!)
Patrick, Patrick, Patrick's the one!
RIGHT BACK AT YA! YEAH!
