Good Ol' Whatshisname

It’s my ridiculous name! WHAT ZIT TOOYA!

SO SORRY I HAVEN'T BEEN POSTING, I'VE BEEN PUTTING BIG EFFORT INTO MY SCHOOL WORK! MAKING IT UP WITH 4 EPISODES

Anyways, Spy Buddies got an average vote of A (yay) and Fungus Among Us got an average vote of F (not surprising)

Next up we have Boat Smarts, with my vote being B because this definitely isn't the best season 5 short, there's still some funny moments

Good Ol' Whathisname, with my vote being C because Squidward legit steals some dudes' (who's literally named "Mr. What Zit Tooya") wallet and gets jailed... like what?

New Digs, with my vote being A because the plot is a chef's kiss and some good jokes sprinkled throughout

Krabs à la Mode, with my vote being S because this episode has such a unique premise and the entire thing is just entertaining

Next post will be up whenever I'm not busy lol

Just to clarify that it won't be the letter that gets the most votes, it'll be averaged using an "average number" system I made

Spy Buddies

Boat Smarts

Good Ol Whathisname?

Stair Wars

Enemies A La Mode

Sheldon Squarepants

And Pick Patrick's Path

I was able to make my own DVD today! I definitely recommend DVD Styler since it was really easy to use! The DVD is based off of some Season 5 shorts. You can see the menu:

I wanted it to be a short DVD for practice. I tested the episodes and they play well!

@Eliternal , here's the perfect alternate ending for the episode 'Good 'Ol Whatshisname' that I've come up with, and I would like you to help me out on that one. Here's what it'll look like.

While Squidward gets arrested by the cops from Whatzit Tooya, Mr. Krabs stops them and tells them that there is no such name as 'Whatzit Tooya' which shocked him and Mr. Krabs unmasked him as SpongeBob who was in disguise as him the whole time for tricking Squidward. Squidward who was appalled by the incident questioned him on why he would do such a thing and SpongeBob who is devastated and disappointed in them tells him why where a flashback begins. As he tells him about it, it was revealed that he was doing the unthinkable by disguising himself as 'Whatzit Tooya' in public right here at the Krusty Krab. And after the flashback ended, SpongeBob stated that he was tired of Squidward scaring everyone at the Krusty Krab so he would do something dumb and said that he wouldn't have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling jerks which Mr. Krabs started blabbering in gibberish by surprise. Then he added that Squidward is really trying to ruin him, in which Mr. Krabs noticed that he didn't realize that Squidward scared him like that and promised that he'll never repeat that episode ever again. Then SpongeBob smiles softly and thanked him, leaving Squidward ashamed for his behavior when the cops shut him up. Then SpongeBob asked what really happened to the real 'Whatzit Tooya', and Mr. Krabs told him that what happened to him is unknown, ending the episode.

How's this one sound? Let me know what you think about this one. Thanks a bunch and have a great day.

SpongeBob became a spy....

....Boat Smarts with Mrs. Puff....

(Brought to you by C.O.B.B.U.T.K.S.B.S.P.O.T.R.A.O.O.B.A.T. - Citizens Of Bikini Bottom United To Keep SpongeBob SquarePants Off The Road And Out Of Boats All Together.)

....and Squidward try to learn the name of a customer....

(Shoutout to Dee Bradley Baker for voicing Mr. What Zit Tooya.)

....and Happy Birthday to Saul Hudson & David Dorbrik!

[The episode starts with Mr. Krabs laughing in his office as he is reading a book. SpongeBob and Squidward show up]

• SpongeBob: Exciting reading, Mr. Krabs?

• Mr. Krabs: Oh. You betcha, SpongeBob. Listen to this. Individuation of the end user will substantially broaden the probability of multiple subsequent visits, generating an inverse negative revenue margin of three quarters of a half of one percent: meaning if you call the customers by their name, they keep coming to spend more of their green backs! So I want you two to learn the names of every customer.

• Squidward: I have an important life to live, and it doesn't include chattering with you two ninnies.

• Mr. Krabs: I thought you might say that, so I decided to turn this into a contest. The employee who learns more names wins this. [Squidward takes a brochure and gasps with excitement]

• Squidward: A tropical getaway? On the triple decker Con-huge-go cruise liner? Sunbathing—Parcheesi—ballroom dancing! [laughs] Ha, This is going to be so easy. SpongeBob doesn't realize that I'm the face of The Krusty Krab. While he's isolated in the kitchen all day, I'll be out here, building a rapport with the customers. [walks up to Incidental 14 eating] Hello. May I get you anything else, Miss--

• Incidental 14: Since when do you give two shrimps about customer service, Mr. Grouchy Squidguy?

• SpongeBob: Hi, Incidental 48! Hi, Incidental 47! Hi, Incidental 45!

• Squidward: How does SpongeBob know all these names?

• SpongeBob: Right back at you, Incidental 114!

• Squidward: Hey, SpongeBob, could you take a look in the cash register? I think it's broken.

• SpongeBob: Oh, sure, Squidward.

• Squidward: I think you might need a closer look. Let me give you a hand. [shoves SpongeBob in the cash register]

• SpongeBob: [muffled] I can't see anything in here, Squidward.

• Squidward: Keep looking, SpongeBob. Keep on looking. [walks up to Incidental 64] So, what's your name? [SpongeBob squeezes out of a mustard bottle]

• SpongeBob: Hi, Incidental 64!

• Squidward: Goodbye, SpongeBob. [takes the mustard bottle from Incidental 64 and puts it on the ground outside. Stomps on it and sends SpongeBob soaring in the background. Then he walks back in The Krusty Krab] That should buy me enough time to win that cruise. [Incidental 27 walks in]

• Incidental 27: Good day, young sir! My name is-- [SpongeBob pops up from under his hat]

• SpongeBob: Incidental 27!

• Incidental 27: He's right! This guy's so good, you should give him a prize.

• Squidward: [grabs SpongeBob] How in Neptune's creation do you know all these names, SpongeBob?

• SpongeBob: Well, I simply compile the name of every incidental in this book. [holds up a book called "The Incidentals of SpongeBob SquarePants and Why I Love Them. By SBSP"]

• Squidward: [grabs the book] Thanks, SpongeBob! [jumps from table to table saying all the customers names] Let's see. Incidental 108, Incidental 38, Incidental 107, Incidental 27, Incidental 42, Incidental 49, Incidental 82, Incidental 41, Incidental 37A, Incidental 48, Incidental 105, Incidental 87-- [crawls up to Incidental 7 who is eating her food] And your name is—Incidental 7, correct?

• Incidental 7: Yes, and you'd also be correct in saying you ruined my food with your sweat, you nitwit! [walks away]

• Squidward: Mr. Krabs! That's the last customer. Do I win?

• Mr. Krabs: Uh, well, actually, I wasn't keeping score. But I'll just say that you and SpongeBob are neck and neck. That mystery Incidental over there will be the tie breaker. [the "mystery Incidental" eats his food]

• Squidward: Uh, that's, that's--

• SpongeBob: Oh, that's-- that's-- I know him. It's-- something.

• Mr. Krabs: He's the ticket to your prize.

• Squidward: [shoves SpongeBob] Out of the way, loser. [runs over to a customer] Um, hello. My name is Squidward. [the customer looks at him with an annoyed face] Uh, so, what's your name?

• Incidental FG8: Incidental FG8?

• Squidward: Uh, it's just that I was going to—enter your name in our sweepstakes! [takes out paper and pen] So, what should I put down?

• Incidental FG8: [gulps] First and last name?

• Squidward: Sure.

• Incidental FG8: Yeah, why don't you write this on your form. Incidental-- [inhales deeply] --F G Eight! Now leave me alone! [eats his food as SpongeBob walks over]

• Squidward: [whispers to SpongeBob] I see he wants to play hard to get. So be it! I have ways of making the likes of him talk. [runs up to the customer with a cup of soda] Uh, sir, you forgot your soda.

• Incidental FG8: I didn't order any soda.

• Squidward: It's on the house. [the customer smiles as Squidward throws the soda in his face]

• Incidental FG8: What the barnacles are you doing?!

• Squidward: Oh, I'm sorry, I slipped. Here, let me get that off of you. [takes the customer's jacket off] Okay, there must be a name tag or some form of I.D. in here.

• Incidental FG8: [takes his jacket from Squidward] I don't need your help. [puts the jacket on] I'm out of here! [Squidward follows him]

• Squidward: Hey, look up in the sky! A giant meteor is hurtling towards Earth.

• Incidental FG8: Where? [Squidward reaches inside his jacket and takes out his wallet]

• Squidward: Oh, you'll see it, just keep looking.

• Incidental FG8: I can't see it.

• Squidward: Well, that's too bad, because I found what I was looking for. [laughs as he runs off with the wallet]

• Incidental FG8: Hey! Come back here! Give me my wallet! [traffic sign changes to "Stop" as Squidward, who is still laughing runs past a police fish who is eating a doughnut. Mumbling is heard on the walkie-talkie]

• Incidental 118: [drops his doughnut] Holy sea cow! That hooligan ran a stop sign! [chases after Squidward]

• Incidental FG8: Stop, thief!

• Incidental 118: You know that guy?

• Incidental FG8: Hardly. He stole my wallet.

• Incidental 118: What?! That makes him a dual offender! Let's get him! [Squidward runs up a ladder to the top of a building as police fish blows his whistle. at last, Squidward was on the top of the building]

• Squidward: [laughs] Finally, the moment of truth! Say goodbye to anonymity, Mr.--

• Incidental 118: [grabs the wallet] Freeze thief!

• Squidward: No, you don't understand. I only want the wallet for--

• Incidental FG8: We know exactly why you want it, wallet snatcher! [Squidward tries not letting go of the wallet]

• Squidward: [grunting] This isn't as it seems!

• Incidental 118: That's what you'll be saying in the slammer, punk! [the wallet rips. Squidward grabs his license]

• Squidward: [gasps] His driver's license! [laughs] At last, at last! And your name is-- [sees the customer's face and everything on it; including of a funny real name] Mr. Incidental FG8?? What kind of ridiculous name is that?! [looks at Incidental FG8 with an angry face]

• Incidental FG8: It's my ridiculous name! "Incidental FG8!"

• Incidental 118: [hits Squidward on the head with his nightstick as he falls down] That's enough of that ballyhoo. [handcuffs Squidward]

• Squidward: But-but-but, I-I-I didn't intentionally do anything wrong!

• Incidental 118: Tell it to the judge, lawbreaker. [puts Squidward in the police car as the siren blares and takes off. Cut to Bikini Bottom Jail]

• Squidward: [crosses out a day on his calendar from his cell] Only 364 days and 9 years left until I exchange this concrete tomb for a multi-story ocean liner cruise. [SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs walk up to Squidward's cell]

• SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward.

• Squidward: SpongeBob?

• Mr. Krabs: The boy and I just thought we'd stop by and check on our convict friend.

• Squidward: Call me what you may, fact of the matter is I found out the mystery customer's name first. So I win. [laughs] I win, I win, I win, I win, I win, I win!

• Mr. Krabs: [hands out Squidward the brochure] Enjoy your prize.

• Squidward: Whoo-hoo-hoo! Tropical vacation, here I come! [laughs]

• Mr. Krabs: Vacation? Who said anything about a vacation?

• Squidward: [stops dancing] What? In the brochure, it specifically gives away an ocean liner vacation.

• Mr. Krabs: Oh, you mean that brochure. Well, that was the prize. The brochure. It was taking up too much room in me drawers, you know. It's your prize.

• Squidward: You mean, no vacation?

• Mr. Krabs: Nope, just the brochure. Well, got to get back to counting me loot. Enjoy your new prize, Squidward.

• SpongeBob: See you on the outside in ten years, buddy. [walks away]

• Squidward: [laughs maniacally while tearing up the brochure] Oh, well. At least I'll have some peace and quiet for the next ten years.

• Patrick: [sitting in the same cell with a game of Parcheesi on a stool] Hey, Squidward. Parcheesi? [Squidward falls as broken pieces]

I like how SpongeBob and Patrick becomes spies.

I like how Mrs. Puff hosts a boating safety documentary.

I like how Squidward try to learn a name of a customer.

At the end of the episode we see Patrick is also in Squidward's jail cell...but how did Patrick get arrested in the 1st place...?