Bubble Bass

Voice of Squilliam Fancyson, Bubble Bass, Kevin C. Cucumber, and Perch Perkins from SpongeBob SquarePants.

Spongebob, with a rare and intense glare in his usually wide eyes , confronts each character:

1. Mr. Krabs: "MR. KRABS! For once, you're gonna listen to ME! I'm TIRED of working myself to the bone for barely any pay! I've flipped more Krabby Patties than there are grains of sand in Bikini Bottom, and what do I get? Scraps! You care more about a single penny than you do about your loyal, hard-working employee! I deserve respect, and I deserve to be paid a fair wage for all the joy and deliciousness I bring to your crummy restaurant!"

2. Mrs. Puff: "Mrs. Puff! I know I'm not the best driver, okay? But you act like every time I fail my test, it's the end of the world! You inflate yourself and scream! It's not exactly a supportive learning environment! Maybe if you were a little more patient and a little less...explode-y, I might actually pass! You've made me more afraid of boating school than a jellyfishing convention in the dark!"

3. Plankton: "Plankton! Enough is enough! Your constant schemes to steal the Krabby Patty secret formula are not just annoying, they're hurtful! You act like I'm some sort of obstacle in your pathetic quest for world domination...or at least restaurant dominance! Don't you ever get tired of failing? And don't you ever consider that maybe, just maybe, your Chum Bucket isn't popular because...well, it's terrible!"

4. Bubble Bass: "Bubble Bass! Seriously? Holding onto a pickle just to try and make me fail? What kind of a sad, pathetic life do you live? All I ever try to do is make people happy with my cooking, and you sit there, nitpicking every single detail like some sort of food tyrant! Get a life, Bubble Bass! Maybe then you won't have to try and ruin mine!"

5. Squidward: "SQUIDWARD! Oh, Squidward...for years, I've put up with your constant insults, your eye-rolls, your door slams! I try to be your friend! I try to include you! And what do I get in return? Nothing but negativity and sour looks! You complain that nobody likes you? Well, have you ever stopped to think why?

You're miserable! You hate your job, you hate your neighbors, you probably hate yourself! All you ever do is whine about your boring clarinet playing and your terrible 'art'! You think you're so much better than everyone else, but you're just a grumpy, talentless loser who pushes everyone away! You have no friends because you choose to have no friends! You're so focused on how 'awful' your life is that you can't see the little bits of joy right in front of you! And frankly, Squidward, it's exhausting being around your constant cloud of gloom! Maybe if you weren't so busy being a miserable grump, people might actually want to be around you. But as it stands? You reap what you sow!"

I was laughing at this for 5 minutes and can't stop

I mean it's big but why did it make me laugh

I've found a better vehicle for redirecting your memes to:

A Bubble Bass! I drive one of these (at least, in my imagination, that is). This fat ride is reliable, has comfortable seats, and an easy to use infotainment system. The only downside is that you may have to get fuel for your Bubble Bass often, though. Fortunately, there are different options for fuel, depending on the Bubble Bass of your choice. There's gasoline, diesel, hydrogen, electric, and Double Triple Bossy Deluxe to choose from (the Bubble Bass model I have takes the latter).

I highly recommend driving a Bubble Bass. So what are you waiting for? Drive and meme one of these today and stop memeing Subarus, which are also great vehicles, but don't deserve to be memes. Bubble Basses don't mind being memed, though, so feel free to meme your Bubble Bass as much as you want (within reason, though; no inappropriate or offensive memes, please)!

Dee Bradley Baker

Voice of Squilliam Fancyson

Voice of Bubble Bass

Voice of Kevin C. Cucumber

Voice of Perch Perkins

And others…