Big Sister Sam

It’s not “Big Sister Sam” anymore. It’s now “Stuck in the Wringer”.

“Big Sister Sam” may have frustrated me intensely due to it just being so sluggish and Sam being an absolute dunderhead who calls everyone “MEANIES” and destroys everything and picks on everyone for no apparent reason, but “Stuck in the Wringer” just frustrates me SO MUCH because the storyline is just so stupid, childish, and painful. And the fact that SpongeBob is shamed instead of Patrick when he’d been through so much pain and was only scolding the idiot who put him through all that pain… don’t even get me started. The “forever glue” scene is just so dumb and unfunny, and so is the whole storyline. The ice cream scene is painful, and so is the scene with Squidward’s eyes. And the fact that Patrick just tries to forget SpongeBob’s existence as if he’s a bad guy instead of trying to apologise… what a dummkopf. If I could obliterate this episode from existence, I would.

I CAN'T TAKE IT

I SEE AN OBJECT ANGRY AND I SEE IT

SEE IT

OH IT'S A CRASHOUT BACKGROUND

THAT'S FUNNY THAT'S A COOL REFERENCE

I KEPT GOING

THE CLASH OF TRITON’S CRASHOUT

BIG SISTER SAM’S CRASHOUT

KRABBY PATTY CREATURE FEATURE’S CRASHOUT

AND EVERYTIME

I SEE THE FUNNY CRASHOUT I SEE

IT'S TORTURE

I LAUGH LIKE A MANIAC

IF I SEE A STARBURST WATERCOLOR

AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THE WORD

I NEVER HEAR THE WORD CRASH

WITHOUT THINKING BFDI

I CAN WATCH A SERIOUS VIDEO OF A PERSON ANGRY

I WILL SAY

GUY'S CRASHOUT

AND LAUGH LIKE A INSANE PERSON

AND THE WORD CRASHOUT IS RUINED

MAKE IT STOP

It's a great episode, I don't understand.

152a/b Big Sister Sam/Perfect Chemistry

What if Patrick's Big Sister, Sam was in an episode of The Patrick Star Show?

"Big Sister Sam" is a SpongeBob SquarePants episode from Season 7. In this episode, Patrick's big sister Sam comes to visit him.

Why it sucks:

1. Let's start with the obvious, in "Something Smells" Patrick said he didn't have a sister, but now out of the blue he has one.

2. Torture towards Squidward, is very present in this episode, because they destroy his house, Sam beats him, and in general he is tortured during the whole episode.

3. Patrick in this episode is a total jerk, he sees how his sister is clearly stealing things from Squidward's house, and instead of telling her what she is doing wrong, he defends her.

4. Sam is a very annoying character, she destroys SpongeBob, Squidward and Patrick's houses at the end, and she never gets karma for her actions.

5. I don't know if it's just me, but in this episode the animation is worse, isn't it?

6. Although to a lesser extent than with Squidward, SpongeBob is also tortured in this episode, because he tries to defuse the situation, and only receives more beatings and torture by Sam.

7. In the end nothing is resolved, the protagonists' houses are still destroyed, but that does not seem to matter.

Redeeming Qualities:

1. Squidward and SpongeBob are the only likable characters in this episode.

I give this episode a rating of....

Garbage (0/10)

Undoubtedly one of the worst episodes of the show, and I do not recommend watching it under any circumstances.

Note 1: This post was translated by the translator DeepL

Note 2: Please note that this review is taken from my recollection of an episode I saw 3 days ago.

How would you change these episode's plots?