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This theory has probably been already done before but I’ve been taking the time to think about this theory for about a week or so, don’t worry, I’ll keep this sweet, simple, and straight to the point.
The Krabby Patty Secret Formula, Planktons needs it to be successful, SpongeBob needs it to remember (even though he’s made krabby patties more times than I can count, I digress), and it’s one of the things that makes the KP, the KP
Without the krabby patty secret formula, Bikini Bottom goes into a frenzy, their entire ecosystem destroyed and all senses of sanity and logic goes out the window (as seen in TSBM2) but you already know that, you probably also know all the OTHER theory’s about what the secret formula is…
Theres a pinch of Poseidon powder, a little bit of love, a crustacean itself?! (guys, the Krabby Patty is named after Mr Krabs…you do know that right?) MSG, or it could just be nothing some people say…
These theories have little to no facts to back them up (btw: when Mr Krabs said “so that’s what I taste like” in mid life crustacean he was referring to the state of the. KP IN QUESTION) and I’m pretty sure the multiple times SpongeBob was saying he puts love into the krabby patty was more sentimental and not literal but that’s beside the point…
Point being, little to no people ACTUALLY know the KP recipe, well technically…Stephen Hillenburg and Vincent Waller (I think) said the krabby patty was made out of no animal products whatsoever…so it’s a vegan burger then…there we go! Mystery solved!…right…? WRONG!
Sure…we could all believe that perhaps things like vegan ice cream…vegan chocolate… or heck even a wild and weird smoothie where Neptune knows what’s in that thing…but a Krabby Patty?? With Vegan meat…REALLY?!
go ahead and imagine (if you want)…your in bikini bottom…your sitting down in the Krusty Krab…your about to take your very first bite of a KP, excited to taste what all the hype is about….but instead of a mouth watering incredibly amazing bite of pure joy…your met with a tongue, shivering, slightly above mediocre bite of pure plant…
So basically what I’m trying to say is…IT CANNOT POSSIBLY BE THAT GOOD! sorry vegans! But this is a bold and big KP we’re talking about, not some little baby pipsqueak (not saying your babies, I just mean in scope), And I get it, some vegan foods taste just like the real thing! You can hardly tell the difference! But guys…come on everyone…
Do you really think Mr Krabs…Mr Eugene Harold Krabs… would actually spend big bucks on genuine vegan meat for his customers, he could care less about the customers…JUST THEIR MONEY! If this was even slightly true, Mr Krabs would probably get the worst of the worst vegan meat…so sadly No. I do not, will not, and probably will never not think the KP are actually made of vegan meat
WHICH FINALLY BRINGS ME TO MY THEORY, do you guys know what perhaps the…ahem…
This little sauce here…I don’t blame you if you don’t…it’s only appears in 2 or so episodes and isn’t that important…but perhaps it’s more important than we think…in the season 3 episode “As Seen on TV” during the Krusty Krab commercial, Mr Krabs is saying the recipe to the KP and he mentions “secret Krabby Patty Sauce” and then a random scene in not normal has a cameo of it…it’s weird
But anyways…perhaps this is the sauce that makes the krabby patty taste so good…and if we follow that whole vegan burger info we got from the creator, then perhaps…this is the TRUE secret formula…at least in my book
I know what your gonna say…”But in Pickles SpongeBob made the Krabby Patty and listed ALL the ingredients doing so while making the Crying Johnny” well for starters…maybe he just forgot to put the sauce…I mean he went crazy figuring out why he “forgot the pickles” so this theory isn’t without merit
TLDR: The Krabby Patties Secret Recipe that makes it taste so good…is none other than…the
Because it’s way more delicious than vegan meat…(sorry vegans) way less barbaric and cannibalistic than actual CRAB MEAT (…where’s the logic?!) and way less corny and lame than “a LiTtLe BiT oF lOvE” that’s my theory! hope you liked it!
-TLDR ENDS HERE-
If you don’t like my theory, that’s okay, I would like you to at least respect my opinion and I’ll respect yours…please be kind and respectful and if you don’t have anything nice to say in the comments, don’t say it at all (I know that’s a bit hypocritical by being a bit corny…BUT MY POINT STILL STANDS)
I hope you’ve enjoyed my little theory! And it turns out it wasn’t so sweet, simple, and straight to the point after all! Oh well! Maybe next time! I’ve probably been rambling on and on for a while and your probably not even reading this but I’m probably gonna make another one soon!
Goodbye!!!!! Have a wonderful, amazing, and incredible rest of your morning/afternoon/night!!!
See ya later!
-Warm Regards, Spongebobsuperfunfan :)
P.S: MR KRABS IS NOT THE ONLY CRAB IN BIKINI BOTTOM LIKE SERIOUSLY HAVE ANY OF YOU THEORISTS ACTUALLY DO ANY RESEARCH UNLIKE ME?! LIKE COME ON!
WAS THAT SO HARD?! THERE ARE PLENTY OF CRABS IN THIS EPISODE!
-anyway see you laterrrr byeeeeeee :)
And Happy Anniversary To
Gumshoe Squarepants
Spongelock Holmes And Dr Patson
And What If The Mystery Ended This Way?
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Alternative universe SpongeBob got a page so why not give one to stunt double Krabs?
What if Mr. Krabs used the understudy Krusty Krab from 'As Seen on TV" and turned it into The Krusty Krab 2?
This episode to me is very special as it is currently my favorite episode of the whole show and that says a lot since there a LOT of episodes in this show I love deeply but this one takes the cake.
I absolutely loved the jokes in the episode such as Mr. Krab's commercial and cheap it is, Gary's yawn, SpongeBob annoying the customers, etc. Of course, we can't also forget about the iconic striped sweater song.
I know some people don't like how cocky SpongeBob is but I personally loved it and thought it was hilarious with the way he was acting. I just really thought this episode was amazing and think it one of the most underrated episodes of the entire show.
Overall, I give this episode a 10/10 and think is the best episode of the show and is SpongeBob at it's peak. What do you guys think about this episode?
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I like how SpongeBob takes pearl out to the prom....
....how SpongeBob and Squidward compete for the "EotM" award....
....how SpongeBob became a star....
....and SpongeBob let Squidward in his house.
Happy anniversary to the chaperone, employee of the month, as seen on tv and can you spare a dime?
As Seen On TV: Amazing (98/100)
Fun and good story. This is the 3rd TIME I HAVE TO WROTE THIS REVIEW ITS GETTING REALLY ANNOYING. Watching the Finnish dub made me realize how Antti L. J Pääkkönen can't sing
Quote: Old Man Jenkins: Yep, see you later Bran Flakes. What a nice cereal box.
Can You Spare a Dime?: Perfect (100/100)
Everything is amazing. It's in the top 3 best Season 3 episode and in the top 5 best episodes (if you want to know what episodes are over it then they're Club SpongeBob and Idiot Box)
Quote: Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: Donate money to the children's fund? Why? What have the children ever done for me
No Weenie's Allowed: Amazing 98/100
This is also great, though there's something that i don't like but i can't put my finger on it
Quote: SpongeBob SquarePants: Too tough for me? That's downright ridiculous. I'll have you know I stubbed my toe last week while watering my spice garden, and I only cried for twenty minutes
Squilliam Returns: Great 89/100
We're seemingly getting worse every episode. But still it's good
Quote: Squidward: Oh, no, he's hot
Krab-Borg: Great 85/100
An episode with Electric Zoo can't possibly be bad
Quote: Squidward: Why couldn't the 11-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated "Arr"
Rock-a-bye Bivalve: Above Avarage (68/100)
This is the first episode from Season 3 that i haven't seen. This isn't really that special and really is weak on comedy. Though i wouldn't turn off if it was an air.
Quote: Patrick: Let's have another
Wet Painter: Perfect (100/100)
Of course its a perfect episode
Quote: Patrick: Careful SpongeBob, Careful SpongeBob, CAREFUL SPONGEBOOOOOB
Krusty Krab Training Video: Perfect (100/100)
This one also is just amazing.
Quote: Narrator: But what does POOP mean? It's actually a carefully organized code. Watch closely: People Order Our Patties
Person quoted most: Tie with Squidward and Patrick.
Avarage Score: 92
You when you wake up on a school day:
You when you get to school:
You when you’re in the classroom listening to the teacher talk:
You when the teacher gives you a new assignment:
You when it’s time to go home:
You when you get home:
You when you realized that you didn’t do your homework and it’s past your bedtime:
You after you stayed up all night doing your homework and you finally turn it in at the last second:
Thoughts on this episode?
I know some aren't a fan of this episode, and I'm assuming it is because of the way SpongeBob acts throughout it, but that's actually what I love about it.
It's funny to see SpongeBob of all characters become a cocky, delusional idiot over a commercial probably nobody saw. And, the iconic Striped Sweater song is in this episode soooo... 9/10 (imo)
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Nickelodeon when the new show doesn't get as popular as SpongeBob one minute after the first episode premieres:
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