The fact that no one chose patrick's rock is very depressing cause who wouldnt want to live in a house made entirely out of sand

I would rather live with Sandy.

The only one with air

SpongeBob- Would rot/mold

Patrick- Is a rock...

Sandy- I ain't livin' with a girl.

Squidard's- Perfect!

Squidward's House

Squidward's house. It's fancy.

None of them are in Ohio :/

Squidward's house is massive inside compared to the other options, so probably his.

@TheJoshinator2015 OFC you would...

Look I’m sorry but I can’t breathe underwater, I need air

Def spongebob. But I'll need to breathe sandy