For this review I will use LegendarySponge115's rating scale because, why not?
Rating Scale:
Perfect (20/20)
Magnificent (19/20)
Amazing (18/20)
Sublime (17/20)
Divine (16/20)
Great (15/20)
Swell (14/20)
Good (13/20)
Decent (12/20)
Average (11/20)
Meh (10/20)
Mediocre (9/20)
Weak (8/20)
Bad (7/20)
Unsatisfactory (6/20)
Terrible (5/20)
Vile (4/20)
Trash (3/20)
Abysmal (2/20)
Horrible (1/20)
Despicable (0/20)
Tentacle-Vision: Unsatisfactory (6/20)
I ♥ Dancing: Average (11/20)
Growth Spout: Divine (16/20)
Stuck in the Wringer: Despicable (0/20)
Someone's in the Kitchen with Sandy: Horrible (1/20)
The Inside Job: Magnificent (19/20)
Greasy Buffoons: Meh (10/20)
Model Sponge: Bad (7/20)
Keep Bikini Bottom Beautiful: Horrible (1/20)
A Pal for Gary: PAINFUL (-1/20) (Worst episode of the show)
Yours, Mine and Mine: Despicable (0/20)
Kracked Krabs: Great (15/20)
The Curse of Bikini Bottom: Great (15/20)
Squidward in Clarinetland: Meh (10/20)
SpongeBob's Last Stand: Terrible (5/20)
Back to the Past: Meh (10/20)
The Bad Guy Club for Villains: Decent (12/20)
A Day Without Tears: Mediocre (9/20)
Summer Job: Bad (7/20)
One Coarse Meal: Despicable (0/20)
Gary in Love: Meh (10/20)
The Play's the Thing: Trash (3/20)
Rodeo Daze: Vile (4/20)
Gramma's Secret Recipe: Meh (10/20)
The Cent of Money: Average (11/20)
The Monster Who Came to Bikini Bottom: Meh (10/20)
Welcome to the Bikini Bottom Triangle: Good (13/20)
The Curse of the Hex: Average (11/20)
The Main Drain: Unsatisfactory (6/20)
Trenchbillies: Meh (10/20)
Sponge-Cano!: Trash (3/20)
The Great Patty Caper: Swell (14/20)
That Sinking Feeling: Bad (7/20)
Karate Star: Decent (12/20)
Buried in Time: Meh (10/20)
Enchanted Tiki Dreams: Weak (8/20)
The Abrasive Side: Perfect (20/20)
Earworm: Meh (10/20)
Hide and Then What Happens?: Terrible (5/20)
Shellback Shenanigans: Meh (10/20)
The Masterpiece: Decent (12/20)
Whelk Attack: Bad (7/20)
You Don't Know Sponge: Bad (7/20)
Tunnel of Glove: Meh (10/20)
Krusty Dogs: Decent (12/20)
The Wreck of the Mauna Loa: Decent (12/20)
New Fish in Town: Unsatisfactory (6/20)
Love That Squid: Average (11/20)
Big Sister Sam: Despicable (0/20)
Perfect Chemistry: Good (13/20)
Top 5 Episodes:
5# The Curse of Bikini Bottom:
This episode is a bit forgettable, but it is still entertaining and good overall.
4# Kracked Krabs:
This episode again shows the classic Mr krabs, the one who likes money, but not bad.
the episode has some funny jokes
and the ending of the episode is satisfying
3# Growth Spout:
In this episode Mr. Krabs is nice again, for caring about Pearl, the episode has funny joke, the ending is good, SpongeBob in this episode is nice for helping to cure Pearl.
The only thing I don't like about this episode is that when Pearl starts to grow up, it's a bit grotesque when you see her teeth, but otherwise, it's a very good episode.
2# The Inside Job:
This episode is creative and funny, in this episode Plankton is funny when he turns into SpongeBob, and the ending is funny as well, this episode is just great
1# The Abrasive Side:
This episode is just perfect, it has funny jokes, like Patrick Confused to see SpongeBob bad and friendly at the same time, it has a great moral "Don't try to change who you are" and I saw this episode when I was a kid, and when I watch it again, it makes me nostalgic.
Bottom 5 Episodes:
5# Yours, Mine and Mine:
Patrick in this episode, he's just awful.
4# Big Sister Sam:
I already did a separate review of this episode, so if you want to see that review, here it is.
3# Stuck in the Wringer:
So remember kids, defending yourself is wrong, and crying solves everything!
this episode is just plain garbage
2# One Coarse Meal:
Who was the one who watched the final episode and said "yes, this episode is perfectly for children, and will not cause problems or nightmares".
1# A Pal for Gary:
SPONGEBOB, ARE YOU BLIND?! I WATCHED THIS EPISODE WHEN I WAS A KID, AND I HATED IT, AND I STILL HATE IT, THIS EPISODE IS FRUSTRATING, UNFUNNY, AND DEFINITELY FOR ME, IT'S THE WORST OF ALL, NOTHING BEATS IT.
Season 7 Rating: Weak (8/20)
Conclusion:
this is the worst season of the show in my opinion, because it has few good episodes, most of them are either mediocre or bad.
And also, this season has my least favorite episode.
