There right there.
Look at that tanned, well tinted skin
Look at that killer shape he's in.
Look at that slightly stubby chin
Oh please he's gay, totally gay.
Is he gay or European? It’s hard to guarantee- (if you guys don’t know we’re quoting lyrics)
I'm not about to celebrate
Every trait could indicate the totally straight expotriate.
This guy's not gay, I say not gay
What do you think?