Fully Written by @MagicSponge123
[Krusty is shopping at Joe's Convenience Store]
Krusty: [singing] Shopping, shopping, shopping at Joe's Convenience Store!
[scene cuts to Magic]
Magic: "How to Run a Store for Beginners." I'll buy that. [notices Krusty coming by] Oh, hey Krusty!
Krusty: Magic! What's up?
Magic: You ever get inspired by this place?
Krusty: Nope.
Magic: Well I got inspired! Inspired to open a shop! Now I can sell all of my extra stuff.
Krusty: Wow! Can I come?
Magic: Sure, I'm planning to open it next week.
[one week later]
Pen: You sure about this? I don't really care all that much about magic.
Krusty: Aren'tcha part ghost? That's pretty magical, isn't it?
Pen: Well, I guess so.
Doc: I'm excited! I always wondered how those fancy-schmancy magicians do their tricks.
[they arrive at the store]
Pen: "Magic's Magic," huh? What a great name.
[they enter Magic's Magic]
Magic: Welcome to Magic's Magic! I see you brought some of your friends along, Krusty.
Krusty: Sure did! The lovely Pen, and the great Doc!
Magic: Introduce yourself to the wonders of the store.
Pen: Not so much of a dump as I expected. This place is really well decorated!
Doc: Wow! So much... stuff! I'll take 10 magic sticks, 3 magic hats, a magic rabbit-
Magic: Do you really want that many magic sticks? Just get one of each.
Doc: But what if I lose one?
Magic: Fine. [does some calculating] That'll be $69.86 please.
Doc: $69.86? I don't have that kind of cash!
Krusty: Doc, don't fall behind, we're exploring some more.
Magic: I'll come with you. I need to show you something. So this is a part of the store I normally don't let anyone get near, but you lot are special customers, so follow me this way. [goes down some steps] This is my little room. It has all of the equipment I use for my tricks.
Pen: What's this? [points to a machine that looks like a time machine] Is that a time machine?
Magic: Oh no, that's a machine for making people disappear. Look, I'll go inside, and once I'm in, Krusty, press that big red button over there.
Krusty: Yes sir!
[Magic goes in the machine, and Krusty presses the button, which teleports Magic somewhere far away]
Magic: Hey, it works! Whew, I've been meaning to test that out. Now I just wait for Krusty to press that button again.
[back at Magic's Magic]
Krusty: [checks in the machine] Magic? Hello? No sign of him. So this thing actually works. But... how do I get Magic back?
[upstairs]
Doc: I managed to find everything I wanted! Now all that's left to find is Magic so I can pay. Where did he go? I think he went that way, towards those steps. [goes down the steps]
Alarm: Intruder detected. Intruder detected.
Doc: Hi guys! Sorry I hung up a bit there.
Pen: Um... Doc?
Doc: What's wrong?
Pen: Doc! DOC! You triggered the alarm!
Doc: Don't worry, Magic can turn it off.
Krusty: You don't understand! Magic's not here right now!
Doc: Well, where is he then?
Krusty: I don't know, he used this machine and disappeared and kablam! He's gone! And I don't know how to bring him back.
[far, far away]
Magic: Huh? Oh, it's my watch! The alarm's been set off at my shop. Oh, they must have left and come back. I gotta get to them before it's too late! I can't be that far from Germantown. There must be a house here somewhere. [spots a small cottage] There's one! [goes to the cottage] Hello? Anyone here? I need some help!
Man: [opens the door] What do you want?
Magic: What's the quickest route to Germantown?
Man: Germantown? You expect me to know how to get to the lost city of Germantown? [laughs]
Magic: Germantown ain't lost.
Man: I don't know where you're from, kiddo, but there's no way you're getting directions to Germantown. [slams the door]
Magic: Ugh. I must be far away if Germantown's considered lost around these parts!
[at Magic's Magic, an angry mob is forming]
Cmc: Where is that cashier? I just want to buy one little hat for my little princess, and this is what I get?
Joe: I was going to buy this place's entire stock for... personal business but nobody's even running the cash register!
Pesron: I don't know about you, but I know how to open one of those!
[downstairs]
Doc: Krusty? Aren't you gonna do something?
Krusty: I'm trying, but I'm scared I'm going to do the wrong thing!
Doc: Well go for it anyway!
Krusty: [pulls a lever] Okay. Let's hope this works.
[far, far away]
Magic: It's no use! I- What's happening? Why is everything turning whi- oh, someone must have pulled the lever. Now I'm stuck in the middle of nowhere! Literally!
[back in Germantown]
Pen: Welp, he's not back. I say we take this with a literal stance. Why wouldn't he say how to bring himself back? Probably because you are supposed to press the same button you pressed originally!
Krusty: Good idea, Pen! [pushes the red button]
[Magic is brought back into the store]
Magic: [exits the machine] Finally! I see that the alarm's been triggered.
Pen: You can thank Doc for that.
Doc: Now that you're here, Magic, why don't you turn this off?
Magic: One problem. I can only disable the alarm from upstairs and in case you didn't notice, we're now locked in.
Krusty: You must have planned some way out, right, Magic?
Magic: Indeed I did. And, as much as I regret showing it to you, it's the only escape. There's a hidden trapdoor here that can only opened with this hidden button, leading to a hidden passage leading to a hidden room leading to our hidden exit! Down the trapdoor everyone!
[everyone goes down the trapdoor]
Pen: All these crystals, they must be worth a fortune!
Magic: Yeah, that's how I got the money to open this business.
Doc: What a cheater.
Magic: Hey, anyone else could've found them!
[upstairs]
Cmc: Okay, I'm just gonna take the hat and not pay for it. [tries to leave the shop]
Alarm: Warning! Warning! Burglary alert!
Cmc: Oh, come on! I'm not leaving this place until Unnamed Rat gets what she deserves!
Joe: Well, I'm going to. [tries to open the door] Great, the door won't budge!
Pesron: Yeah, this place seems to have high security. Now that it's detected a "burglar" it's locked all the exits!
[downstairs]
Krusty: Woah, that's the biggest crystal yet! [tries to touch it]
Magic: Don't touch that! That's the Magic Diamond. If it breaks the art of magic would break down with it!
Pen: How did you?
Magic: I decided to build the shop right above the Magic Diamond. You know, for convenience. It doesn't even belong to me.
Doc: Is the way out clear yet?
Magic: We just have to go all the way up there. [points to a high-up lever]
Krusty: How are we supposed to reach that?
Magic: By making it through that dangerous path. [points to a passage in the cave]
Pen: What? How are we supposed to make it through there?
Krusty: With our skill and patience, of course. Let's go!
Magic: Or we could just take the-
[everyone takes the difficult passage]
Magic: -much safer path. Alright, I'm coming!
[in the passage]
Doc: What is that down there, goo?
Pen: Looks like poison acid. We gotta make it through this incredibly thin walkway!
Krusty: All while avoiding the many stalactites above us.
Magic: Hang on!
Krusty: Yeah, what is it, Magic?
Magic: You're going the wrong way! You have to go past the acid there and get to the other side!
Doc: But how do we do that?
Pen: Only one way. We have to use our brains.
Krusty: We could just risk our lives.
Pen: Definitely not!
Doc: What about retreating and relaxing?
Pen: Not that either. My idea is to use these rocks as stepping stones.
[dramatic music plays while they all cross. Krusty nearly falls off a rock but Magic saves him.]
Magic: Wow, we made it!
Pen: Victory!
Doc: Woohoo!
Krusty: Hey, thanks for saving my life there, Magic.
Magic: No problem. Now just follow me and we should be at the lever.
[Magic reaches the lever]
Magic: Who wants to pull the lever?
Krusty: Me!
Pen: You've pulled enough levers today, Krusty. I'll pull the lever. [she pulls the lever, opening a trapdoor and revealing a stairway]
Doc: This way!
[they go up]
Magic: Ahh, the sweet smell of fresh air. Now I gotta dash to my shop! I'll see you later, you three!
Everyone: Bye!
Magic: Now I have to sort everything out! [tries to open the door] Great, the door's locked. Where are my keys again? Found them! [opens the door to reveal an angry mob] Oh my.
Joe: Freedom! [runs out]
Cmc: Come on, Unnamed Rat, we can finally go home!
Magic: Whoa, whoa, whoa, did you pay for that hat?
Cmc: No.
Magic: Well, pay up.
Cmc: [pays for the hat] What took you so long?
Magic: Sorry about that. I was a bit, uh... stuck.
Pesron: I was about to lose my breath in there! It's already nighttime... now I missed my favourite show!
Magic: Oh, well. Another day, another premiere.
[episode ends with an iris wipe]
