<p>And a one, and a two, and a one, two, three, four! </p> <figure class="article-thumb tright show-info-icon" style="width: 180px"> <figcaption> <p class="caption">I know it's not even the right episode but idc l0l</p> </figcaption></figure>

<p>Ok, new theory. Maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us. </p>

<p>Hello, you’ve reached the house of unrecognized talent, please start after the-(dissonant clarinet note) </p>

<p>Whoever is the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on. </p>

<p>(trumpet noise) </p><p>DAY 2 </p>

<p>(are we just quoting the entire episode now?) </p><p>Well, maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if some people didnt try to play with big, meaty claws! </p>

<p>Respect your elders! </p>

<p>This! Well, you see, this got stuck up there so I stacked stuff and I climbed up to reach it. I reached the grip and I got it but then I fell and I screamed! I was sure I was dead but then I wasn't but then I tripped and I got this splinter... Squidward? Squidward, were you listening at all? I got this really bad splinter, you see? And I couldn't hold the spatula with my hand so I used my nose. Makes sense now, huh? </p>

<div class="quote"><i>TheNerdyGirl05 wrote:
(are we just quoting the entire episode now?) <p>Well, maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if some people didnt try to play with big, meaty claws! </p> </i></div>
<p>What did you say, punk? </p>

• Sergeant Roderick: I'm ashamed of you, cadet. Tripped up by a wee pebble. What are you supposed to be learning in my class?
• SpongeBob: How to drive, sir?
• Sergeant Roderick: Affirmative. But before you learn to drive, you must learn to crawl. Then you learn to walk and then you learn to run. But before you learn to walk, you must learn to crawl. I want you to crawl!
• SpongeBob: Sir, yes, sir!
• Sergeant Roderick: Now get out there!