<div class="quote"><i>Original Response:
Instead of asking questions, Spongebob just measures the nutritional values of Mr. Krabs and Robo Krabs in order to find out who's fake.</i></div>
<p>Spongebob immediately explodes when he touches the pie, removing any tension about him dying later that day and effectively removing the whole plot.
</p><p>The Main Drain
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